It's a sad situation: Complaint letter to Virgin... →
Stuff like this = one of the many things I love about maxative: Dear Sir, As Head of Customer Services and Culture at Virgin Trains I think it would be helpful to you for me to provide you with direct customer feedback. I travelled from London Euston to Manchester Piccadilly at 1pm on the 2nd of July. Of course travelling such a distance I paid…
I swear to gods, one of these days I’m going to wake up and this is all...
75 Ways To Stay Unhappy Forever
75 Ways To Stay Unhappy Forever iloveyoursoul: It isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It’s what you think about. Dwell on things that happened in the past. Obsess yourself with all the things that might happen in the future. Complain about problems instead of taking the necessary steps to resolve them. Fear...
Dear South West Trains (you shower of absolute...
Copy of the letter I just sent SWT, for your amusement: Dear Sir/ Madam I am writing to complain about the series of unmitigated failures & cock-ups that you call a train service. Firstly, my train home is late EVERY day, with no explanation as to why. Is it REALLY that hard to ensure that a train leaves at the time it’s supposed to? A quick search on Google has revealed that RUSSIA...
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Merry Christmas From the Met! →
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The Twelve Thank-you Notes of Christmas
Dec 25 My dearest darling Edward, What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in that lovely little pear-tree; what an enchanting, romantic, poetic present! Bless you, and thank you. Your deeply loving Emily. Dec. 26 Beloved Edward, The two turtle-doves arrived this morning, and are cooing away in pear-tree as I write. I’m so touched and grateful! With...
An open letter to Steve Brookstein
Dear Steve, Let me say right from the offset that I have better things to do with my time than explain basic human decency, but your replies to a number of people on Twitter have literally provoked me into writing you a full response. I genuinely feel the need to spend a little time throwing some words together for you, because I think that what I was party to this afternoon is a pretty sad...